1. Work

2. Go to doctor’s appointment’s who don’t have the decency to show up and send the “nurse practitioner” to do their work.

3. Make more s’mores than I know what to do with.

4. Sit in bed eating gummy bears while watching TV (occasionally I throw gummy bears at the TV when I don’t like something).

5. Watch infomercials at four in the morning, desperately wanting to buy stupid shit like the snuggie and the touch and brush.  

6. Reflect on how pathetic my life has become in such a short amount of time.

7. Yearn to be back in New York City.